I've decided to give up writing. After much deliberation, it's just not for me. I'm going nowhere, and books kinda suck anyway, so why bother? Everyone will soon have a chip implanted in their heads to give them a downloaded book on demand, so print books are sooooooo 20th Century. I think I'll focus on rebuilding engines for monster trucks. Working with my hands has always been my passion, and it's a far better way to spend my time than over those boring books anyway.
Now go look at the date on this post and realize what that means. 😘
PS - normally this post would've posted at 11pm on March 31st, but I delayed it by an hour for full effect.
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