Ever try to reframe your favorite book summations to make them sound different, or even bad? Let's look at a few:
- isolated frog draws in naïve teenager and convinces him to murder his father: The Empire Strikes Back
- Foreigner uses weapon of mass destruction to take out magical leader and then steals her shoes: The Wizard of Oz
- Orphan boy teams up with two troublemakers to disrupt school: Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone
- Slaveholders break the laws of physics to maintain their dominance and deprive the world of the best way to beat the Nazis down the road: Guns of the South
- Troublemaking angel sleeps with demon and prevents people from finding happiness after death: The Dirty Streets of Heaven
- Bloodthirsty alien invaders that can't control their sex drives try to pretend they're childhood icons: Quozl
- Lone crazy scientist murderers Apocalypse survivors by taking advantage of a genetic flaw: I am Legend
- Deranged idealist disrupts history and prevents legal equality for all races: 11/22/63
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